you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
