My underwear smells like fireworks.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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