it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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