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• (737): View more from Texas

  You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?

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  That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there

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  It's my parent's restaurant

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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Welp...herpes.

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• (818): View more from California

  That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (760): View more from California

  Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.

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• (714): View more from California

  I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.

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• (716): View more from New York

  it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here

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