summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.