lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it