if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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