I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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