Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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