But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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