Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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