just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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