new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
