she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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