Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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