I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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