My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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