her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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