Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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