Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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