Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It was confusing and full of hummus
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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