Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
honey bunches of taint.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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