I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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