"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
