I hate all girls vehemently.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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