white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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