And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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