Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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