You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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