Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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