I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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