After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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