you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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