I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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