When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize