when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Vodka?
Forever.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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