Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
