I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
