Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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