38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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