genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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