I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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