More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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