4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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