Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
