Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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