You made me cry and you don't even care
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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