i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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