508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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