R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
