All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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