Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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