Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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