My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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