My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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