i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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