also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
