Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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