Heybabeimwearingurpanties
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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