So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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