So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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